Ray

And he say that Crosse & Blackwell beans
Are rock hard, which means

I do us Heinz or Tesco’s own.
And when I get marg he moan.

Even that Stork make him mutter
So I get him Lurpak butter.

And he say that Hovis bread
Don’t taste right with Sandwich Spread

And he don’t like that packet Knorr
But he eats up Campbell’s or

Has that Big Soup. For seconds
We have custard and he reckons

That Ambrosial Cream Rice
And sliced peaches is very nice.