|My Ray donít eat cottage cheese
Or them tins of Marrow peas
And he say that Crosse & Blackwell beans
Are rock hard, which means
I do us Heinz or Tescoís own.
And when I get marg he moan.
Even that Stork make him mutter
So I get him Lurpak butter.
And he say that Hovis bread
Donít taste right with Sandwich Spread
And he donít like that packet Knorr
But he eats up Campbellís or
Has that Big Soup. For seconds
We have custard and he reckons
That Ambrosial Cream Rice
And sliced peaches is very nice.