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Last Will and Testament

Joan, wot is his younger sister reckoned she’d get it
But she didn’t know that he hent forgived her for not
Driving him to Yarmouth that time when he had his cory coran stroke.

Henry, wot is his younger brother reckoned he’d get it
But the old man hent ever forgived him for not
Letting him build that bungelow round the back of the mushroom farm.

Lizzie, wot is his daughter knew the old man hent ever forgived
Joan and Henry so she reckoned she’d get it
But when she married Pete (wot the old man hated)

He had one of them cod things put in wot stiplified
That every single penny be gived to the horse sank sant place
Wot saved his old Bessie from the nackers.






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