Norfolk Limericks by Henry Skipper
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Thar wus an old bluk from Hoom Hale Wot stood on a
bloomin' gret nail - That goo thru his sole And
mearke a big hole And leave him lookin' terrubly pale. |
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Thar wus an ole bluk from Croomer
Wot hev a particlar aroma He fish fer them crabs Them
whitin' and dabs So 'Stinky' wunt rearly a misnomer. |
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One winter, an ole bluk from Hoe Hed a tractor wot
wunt hardly goo - He give at a start But that let out
a fart And he end up walkin' thru snoo. |
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Thar wus a young mawther from Sustead Arter hum orl
the boys lusted - She wore a tight top Wot shew wot
she got Wot leave em orl toterlly flustared. |
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Thar wus a young boy from Fakenum Whose toys he wus
allus brearkenum - No matter how strong They wunt
larst long Cos o' how he kept shearkenum. |
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Thar wus an ole boy from Diss
Wot hed terrible trubble ter piss - His GP, she say
Please bend over this way And she put in har finger loike
this. |
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Thar wus 'n' ole gal from Cley Wot dint loike hevin
to fly - When gornta Spaern She hop orn the traern
And sit thar as happy as pie. |
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Thar wus a young bor from Frettenum Whose pants he
were continually wettenum - Yet despite his mum's shouts
He continued in spouts And dint shew no signs o'
regrettenum. |
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